Part of the beauty of traveling by yourself is complete freedom. Feel like sleeping all day? Go for it. Bored of the city you are in? Take the next bus out of town. Meet an Australian who is driving from Canada to Argentina that has room in his van? Hop in.
I sat down with my 11am morning pancakes at the only table with anyone still eating. This happened to be the table that had been monopolized for the past few days by a large group of loud Australian, Kiwi, Canadian, and Danish travelers, but they certainly looked like they had been having a good time and I wanted to join. 5 hours later the group finally pulls itself together to see a contemporary dance show on top of the historical wall (one of the group had become acquaintances with one of the dancers the night before).
That day also happened to be Australia Day, a 4th of July-esque national holiday where the country listens to a 100-song countdown of last year's most popular tracks. With a large Australian contingent and an Aussie hostel owner, our place was designated the official destination in Cartagena. Normally the countdown begins around noon and finishes in the evening, but given the significant time difference our streaming schedule was a brutal 8pm-5am.

Anyways, this is a long winded prelude to how I ended up in Pete's van. As I mentioned earlier, friendships develop on hyper-drive. The next morning people were mulling about in various states of anger at the world, myself included. My initial plan was to stay in Cartagena one more night and head to the beach town of Santa Marta with a few of the people I had made friends with the night before. But the longer I sat there listening to people complain about their hangovers, the more I realized I just wanted to leave. As luck would have it, Pete was leaving to drive down to Medellin with a few other members of the group in about an hour. He had one extra spot in the van and I just decided to go for it. 20 minutes later my backpack is packed and I head to the parking lot with 5 other people I had met less than 24 hours ago. We piled into the surprisingly spacious Honda Odessy and began the journey south.

Because of our early afternoon depature and a strict no-driving-at-night policy it would take 2 days to cover the distance. My original road-trip crew included myself, Pete, a Kiwi couple, and a pair of Danish med students. We drive for about 5 hours until the sun sets and pull over to a roadside motel that set us back each $5 for the night. Management had made the uncoventional decision to go with a bathroom curtain instead of a door, and I had a number of small visitors give me kisses throughout the night, but there was a television playing 80s movies in English so we enjoyed the tri-fecta of Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, The Breakfast Club, and Beverly Hills Cop before retiring for the night.
By far the most exciting aspect of our chosen rest stop was the Big Hat. It would only cause frustration contemplating why such a replica is wasted upon a rural Colombian village, but please take heart knowing that yes, a sculpture of a giant-ass hat does exist.
The second day was a 9 hour slog through the mountains. The infrastructure is remarkably modern with roads better than many of the Boston streets I enjoyed for 7 bumpy years. But most of the way was single-lane driving, and we would often find ourselves stuck behind a large truck with little room to pass.
As we collectively began to emotionally crash while entering Medellin rush hour traffic, two golden arches flashed their promise of two patties on a sesame seed bun. There is nothing quite like a Big Mac, fries, and a coke after two days of driving through Colombia in a van. 20 minutes after refueling we arrived at Casa Kiwi Hostel in the beautiful El Poblado neighborhood. For maybe 20 more minutes we discussed how wonderful it would be to have a solid night's sleep after a hot shower. We reconsidered.